Dear Whisky Lovers,
Can you read the sign in this barbershop's window? It says "Free Whisky with every Haircut." A definite sign of civilization. When a lover of the water of life sees such a sign, there is a deep primal urgency for a haircut. I'd love to know where this barbershop is located and how their business is doing.
Alas I know that it cannot be in Canada due to some killjoy laws we are expected to follow. I would like to take this opportunity to wish you the joy of the season. May your whisky glass get a good workout on New Year's Eve.
Remember if you can't be a proud example, you can always be a terrible warning!
Chairman Bill
